Tuesday, April 29, 2008

In Honor of Very Good Looking, Darn Smart Woman's Day

This email has made the rounds, but it always makes me smile when I get it, so I’m posting it here. Other than the quotes attributed at the bottom, I don’t know whom to credit for it. Enjoy it!

Happy IVGLDSW Day! Today is International Very Good Looking, Darn Smart Woman’s Day , so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Darn Smart Woman!  Remember this motto to
live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractiv e and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally wo rn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO what a ride!’

To the Girls !!

Inside every older person is a younger person—wondering what the heck happened. - Cora Harvey Armstrong

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. (Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.  --Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.  --Janette Barber

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being—hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. —Erma Bombeck

Old age ain’t no place for sissies.  --Bette Davis

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.—Caryn Leschen

If you can’t be a good example—then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. (Unknown)

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.—Maryon Pearson

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. --Eleanor Roosevelt